I'm wierd

  • Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
  • Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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depparadisburtoncarter:

Johnny Depp on being on the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine - MTV special: 25 Years of Rolling Stone Magazine (X)

(Source: maroolas)

itsreigningmen:

LOVE the little girl mooning over Prince Harry

the-humour-house:

Royal Stag doos..

the-humour-house:

Royal Stag doos..

(Source: udaythemessiah)

virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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onlylolgifs:

Expectation vs reality: tickle attacks

nosdrinker:

yungbrndn:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Just cause there’s a pope didn’t mean the bible is truth bruh.

how boring of a person are you

nosdrinker:

yungbrndn:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Just cause there’s a pope didn’t mean the bible is truth bruh.

how boring of a person are you

  • someone: you're fat
  • me: thanks
  • someone: but I just called you fa-
  • me: i know and i forgive you for misspelling fab
  • someone: but
  • me: apology accepted

6ood:

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

kingofthenerds9:

This whole 50 shades hype is irritating me, it will never beat this AMAZING film.

kingofthenerds9:

This whole 50 shades hype is irritating me, it will never beat this AMAZING film.