- Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
- Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
Just cause there’s a pope didn’t mean the bible is truth bruh.
how boring of a person are you
- someone: you're fat
- me: thanks
- someone: but I just called you fa-
- me: i know and i forgive you for misspelling fab
- someone: but
- me: apology accepted
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow