I'm wierd

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rawrism:

Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007

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featuringod:

WHO IS THIS QUEEN

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dragonsateyourtoast:

charlesoberonn:

Please don’t tell girls “The boy who’s picking on you actually just likes you”

Even if it’s true, you shouldn’t teach girls to respect that sort of affection.

And you should definitely not teach boys that expressing their attraction to women through violence and disrespect is ok.

THANK YOU

tatehorror:

When someone owes you money but you’re too shy to ask for it

image

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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(Source: luxvriously)

captainn-romaniaa:

When someone says u look cute

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

(Source: reconxfiles)

alphascum:

THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 

sharkolympics:

this is now my favorite photoset in the entire world.

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zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

rnalias:

favorite christmas movies & specials - a very merry ridiculousness (2013)

Rob: Chanel, do you have anything you’d like to thank Santa for?
Chanel: Yeah, I got this
really dope Barbie house that was like three levels, with the elevator! Thank you for that.
Steelo: You never came to my hood!  I remember, I wrote you all the time, and you never wrote me back!
Santa: Well let me make it up to you.
Steelo: I appreciate that.

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

the james bond. name’s bond

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